The Eyes of Silver Breeze

We're sure the Night Guardians for sale today at Kids.Woot were tested for safety. But have they been tested for effectiveness at actually protecting kids from the scary things that lurk in the darkness? Thanks to Woot's Real Actual Field Test team, now they have. Join us in search of... the Minnesota Fink Ape:

Still on the fence about whether to buy today's Energizer Hard Case Tactical LED Headlight? Well, if you fall off that fence, you'll wish you were wearing one. Because as you can see from the following smash-a-thon, that thing can stand up to just about anything short of being run over by a car - even an explosion of acoustic rock fury. Our Real Actual Field Tests team is on the case...