The Eyes of Silver Breeze

This time, we'll just say it straight: the flash refers to the flash of anger that literalists will get when they learn that today's game is in HTML 5. That's right, we admit it! We had a horrible weekend and we just want to make somebody mad. Ha ha on you, jerkface.

That's right, there was SO much stuff that we needed TWO threads to contain it all! So let's just jump right in, shall we? Here's the second look at the best of the best from Toy Fair 2010.

It was the best of toys, it was the worst of toys, it was the most mediocre of toys. We didn't do a lot with that last category, but the first and the second are the reason we're alive. In this final day of our Toy Fair 2010 coverage, we're giving out our dubious awards to the things we considered to be the very best of their breed. Let's get started!

When we last left Magnus, he was having a terrible dream...

Meet Magnus Monkey. He's our newest employee.

One really clever way to get people to your booth is to ask Donny Osmond to stop by. Another, cheaper way is to give away something delicious to eat. Toy Fair has a lot of walking, and when it's time for a break, nobody really wants to spend baseball stadium prices for a hot dog and a beer. So here's our little tribute to our very favorite food bribes, and the often interesting products we found because of them.

If there's one thing the unifies the old and the young, it's the power of rock and roll.

In pop music, there's a fine line between "pure marketing" and "just plain catchy". If these baby vampires were a song, we think we'd be humming it every day. A little less of the Britney Spears and little more of the Robert Smith, if you follow us.

Sure, there are plenty of places where you can see a thrilling Mentos/Diet Coke experiment. But come on. Just one more video. It won't hurt, will it?